Friday, August 25, 2017

Greenie Happenings, Resurrection of Investigators and Cake

(Sister Ellsworth)
Hey Yall!

Well this week was quite interesting... Training is really fun, exhausting, and lots of work. My comp is still learning the language so it makes teaching and talking in general hard for her but she's a trooper.

This week one of our investigators was resurrected. Like his family told us that he died. And then he tapped me on the shoulder in the park. You could have picked my jaw up off the ground and restarted my heart. He was one of my first investigators here in Povoa and after he went to church on that Sunday he had a stroke. we didn't know so we passed by for an appointment during the week but his wife was wailing that he had died.... But then we found him again this week happy and smiling. It was super weird and I'm still half convinced that he died. But you know you can't shake a dead man's hand...

We had a couple of really hot days this week and at 3 pm there was no shade so we visited some recent converts and they gave us cake. Cake is awesome.

As we were leaving their house this lady in a night gown hollered at us from across the road (it was like 4 in the afternoon). She was waving her arms around and hollering "Jesus girls, Jesus girls!!" So I smiled and went over to talk to her. This 40 ish yeah old woman was completely drunk. She was drenched head to toe in very strong perfume. She began yelling/slurring that she need us to pray for her friend who wouldn't open the door. I asked if her friend was sick and this lady turned around to this brick wall, knocks on it like it was a door, and hollers to her "friend" to come out. Trying not to laugh I suggested that we pray with her and then she can come back in a few hours to see if her friend came home. She agrees and then raises her hands above her head and starts hollering the Lord's Prayer at the heavens. But instead of saying "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost" she starts repeating "In the name of the Pope, the Son, and the other one." As she was praying her eyes were rolled back and she stumbles backwards and bumps into the brick wall and says to the wall, "Oh sorry, sir. Have a good day." I almost lost it. My companion wasn't understanding this crazy drunk lady but I had to stuff my hand in my mouth to keep from laughing. Then the lady thanks us and walks away for a couple of feet and stops, turns, comes back, and the whole situation repeats itself three times. It was probably the funniest thing that has ever happened here.

Then we taught English class which was a whole other adventure. We had a race in between the missionaries and the students to see who could list the most words in the other language. Some of the words that the Portuguese students wrote were so funny... including these new "recently discovered" animals: Beax (bear) Birde (bird) Snack (snake) Kankopoo (kangaroo) Rabbic (rabbit) Camil (camel) Chark (shark) Pavo (peacock) and other beauties. It was a really fun class. :)




Sunday afternoon in Povoa... 98 degrees and not a living soul on the road. Knock all the doors!!!


Love you!

Sister Ellsworth

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